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One word replies


I hate them as much as I hate mangoes.
I hate them as much as I hate raw beetroots
I hate them as much as I hate the driving skills of autowallahs.
I abhor them as much as I hate movies without stories.
I loathe them as much as I hate the commercials between two overs in a cricket match.
I dislike them as much as Alexi Lalas' commentary.
I detest them as much as Stoke City FC and their anti-football.
I can't stand them as much as carrots in samosas.
I despise them as much as common cold.
I contemn them as much as Baba Sehgal.
I am sick of them as much as loud people.

It is better to not reply than with a one word reply.
It signifies the end of conversation, and should be shunned.

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